Girl 1: Hey, I wished my gaydar detector had the same effect as my          
            radar detector. 

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: Well, when my radar detector goes off in my car, I panic and 
            know there are cops around so I slow waaaaaaaaaaaaay down
            and try to avoid the cops at all costs.

Girl 2: Yeah, and?

Girl 1: When my gaydar goes off, however, there's something exciting
             about it and it makes me curious and I want to speed up towards
             the person I see...which can be just as dangerous as being pulled
             over by the cops!

A Walk In The Park

Girl 1: Hey, I just met this great girl, I really like her. Do you think it's
            a bad idea that I go out with her?

Girl 2: Well, no. As long as you remember to just be friends.

Girl 1: Why? We have so much in common. I think I might want a
            relationship with her.

Girl 2: In common? Like what? Does she go to daily Mass?

Girl 1: No...but she plays the guitar. She's funny, she likes Xena, she
            plays golf ...

Girl 2: Does she at least go to Mass on Sunday?

Girl 1: Um...no. But she plays football with a bunch of girls on Sunday
            afternoons and she's got this cool dog with a cute rainbow
            bandana.

Girl 2: Has she been to confession lately?

Girl 1: Well, not really. But she really likes board games and hiking and
            going to the gym.

Girl 2: Does she ever pray the Rosary?

Girl 1: I don't think so. But she's so great. She likes tennis and sailing
            and she loves the indigo girls and Melissa Etheridge.

Girl 2: Will she practice chastity?

Girl 1: Probably not, but she said she'd go with me when I get my next
            tattoo. Isn't that sweet of her? Isn't it great how much we have
            in common!

Girl 2: (shaking her head) yeah. Wonderful.